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Posted by thedeathknight - March 1st, 2010


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Posted by thedeathknight - February 16th, 2010


The 3 minute Management Course

Lesson One:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit
saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden! , a fox appeared, jumped
on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high
up.

Lesson Two:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the
bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the
second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the
top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out
of the tree.

Management Lesson:
Bull poop might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
_____________________________________

Lesson Three:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the
bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to
realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!

He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird sin ging and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow
dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson:
(1) Not everyone who poops on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of poop is your friend..
(3) And when you're in deep poop it's best to keep your mouth shut!

This ends the three minute management course!

its a reminder


Posted by thedeathknight - February 15th, 2010


when life gives you lemons... buy more sugar.

when life throws turns at you.. build a higyway.

when life send you love... (XXYXXYL2L2^ = CHEAT CODE UNLIMITED LIVES!)

when life send you a child... screw that shoot life in the face!!

when life gives you stuff


Posted by thedeathknight - February 11th, 2010


which is petter.. SYSTEM OF A DOWN!!!!! (second favorite artist)

or shinedown.... who is a letdown

which is better my question


Posted by thedeathknight - January 30th, 2010


we must start a zombie support group!!!!

YEAH!!!!!!!

[btw im high right now cuz te zombiezzz stole meh brain cuz im supportin them so... no beer now w8 an hour..][okay gimme the damn beer]


Posted by thedeathknight - January 15th, 2010


OMG!

dear oden!!


Posted by thedeathknight - January 14th, 2010


The 3 minute Management Course

Lesson One:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit
saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden! , a fox appeared, jumped
on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high
up.

Lesson Two:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the
bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the
second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the
top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out
of the tree.

Management Lesson:
Bull poop might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
_____________________________________

Lesson Three:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the
bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to
realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!

He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird sin ging and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow
dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson:
(1) Not everyone who poops on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of poop is your friend..
(3) And when you're in deep poop it's best to keep your mouth shut!

This ends the three minute management course! =


Posted by thedeathknight - January 2nd, 2010


the title above is my favorite book, also called the little red book

Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei


Posted by thedeathknight - December 17th, 2009


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Posted by thedeathknight - December 12th, 2009


get me my wallet!!

oh crap!!!