i feel like writing another book, this book will be based about ZOMBIES!!!!! using information obtained from the zombie survival guide, along with the dead rising series, i think this book shall go a long way

i consider you to be more important than the president... you carry the nuclear codes for america... yet the protection for you is severely underrated... im mean come on!! all it takes is one bullet. one "accident" and your life is over! nobody targets the president just for political gains they go after him and his family for the football that you carry.... no pressure though your doing good.....

oh wait... you already sold em??? damn

seriously... how cool would it be to have reagan back in office... everyone was scared bout that sunabitch... so just think if we had a dead president ... we could rule the world!!!!!

the fight against ZOMBIES IN SPACE WITH LIGHTSABERS THAT CAN FLY!!! is not going well.... our forces (the sasquatch mallitia) ran out of oxygen during the battle for atlantis.... because we all know that zombies have gils up their asses

we had to retreat ... some luck ournalist sneaked this photo to the public

It has come to my attention that memorial day is not as it has been. we need to consider a few things before we canfigure out the true meaning of this holiday and the true reason for it.

It is the
VETERAN,
not the preacher,
who has given us freedom of religion.

It is
the VETERAN,
not the reporter,
who has given us freedom of the press.

It is
the VETERAN,
not the poet,
who has given us freedom of speech.

It is
the VETERAN,
not the campus organizer,
who has given us freedom to assemble.

It is
the VETERAN,
not the lawyer,
who has given us the right to a fair trial.

It is
the VETERAN,
not the politician,
Who has given us the right to vote.

It is the
VETERAN who
salutes the Flag,

Most people see this holiday as a get off work/get out of school free ticket.
remember those who have fallen for us

did they want this to happen?

join now before its to late

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GET THE F OFF MEH PAGE!!!!

of course im joking i just felt like yelling.... now die

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